{"id":39,"date":"2025-10-27T18:42:54","date_gmt":"2025-10-27T17:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/relaunch.norbert.de\/?page_id=39"},"modified":"2025-10-29T09:45:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T08:45:17","slug":"die-spargelschaelmaschine","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.norbert.de\/index.php\/stories\/die-spargelschaelmaschine\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Spargelsch\u00e4lmaschine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<p>Wir haben uns ja an einiges gew\u00f6hnt. Nach Ostern verschwinden die Schokoladenhasen aus den Regalen \u2013 nur um ein paar Monate sp\u00e4ter, leicht umgeschmolzen, als Weihnachtsm\u00e4nner wieder aufzutauchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Naja, irgendwo muss die \u00fcberfl\u00fcssige Schokolade ja hin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anfang Mai, im Supermarkt. Die Spargelsaison beginnt, und wenigstens hier hat noch niemand versucht, sie auf den Februar vorzuziehen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Und dann seh\u2019 ich sie: die <strong>Spargelsch\u00e4lmaschine<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kommt mir irgendwie bekannt vor. Kein Wunder \u2013 im November stand genau diese Maschine schon mal hier. Nur hie\u00df sie da noch <em>Snowboard-Wachsautomat<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Damals hat ein Typ sein Board reingeschoben, um\u2019s abziehen und wachsen zu lassen. Jetzt kommt aus den D\u00fcsen statt Hei\u00dfwachs Wasser, und der gute Mann f\u00fcttert Spargel hinein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wirtschaftlich gesehen genial \u2013 technisch fragw\u00fcrdig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aber immerhin: Die Maschine steht so nicht die halbe Zeit nutzlos herum. Und wer wei\u00df \u2013 vielleicht gibt\u2019s im Winter dann \u201eSpargel mit Wachsaroma\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Nachhaltigkeit kann so k\u00f6stlich sein.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/relaunch.norbert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Spargelschaelmaschine-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.norbert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Spargelschaelmaschine-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.norbert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Spargelschaelmaschine-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.norbert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Spargelschaelmaschine-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.norbert.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Spargelschaelmaschine.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wir haben uns ja an einiges gew\u00f6hnt. 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Die Spargelsaison beginnt, und wenigstens hier hat noch niemand versucht, sie auf den Februar vorzuziehen&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":35,"menu_order":10,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-39","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Die Spargelsch\u00e4lmaschine \u2013 Eine Alltagsgeschichte<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Im Supermarkt wird aus einer Snowboard-Wachsmaschine pl\u00f6tzlich eine Spargelsch\u00e4lmaschine. 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